I don't get a lot of spam, but for some reason most of what I do get is in Chinese. Maybe, because I can't understand it, it doesn't annoy me as much. Well, yesterday I got an impressively formatted piece of spam that was urgently communicating something about these mysterious plastic objects. The sender seemed particularly proud of the precision of the paddle-shaped thingy, whatever that what was. Despite the impressive use of illustration, however, the language gap is just too much for me to bridge.
However, if I ever I am in the market for 各種機型進口高品質耗材, I'll ask for it by name.