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Words, words, words

OK, I know it's just words, but when I read a headline like "Bush warns of weekend gasoline problem" it's like... what an unspecific word. Hmm, maybe some Viagra or other drug would help ? It would be funnier if "problem" is not a euphemism for "shortage", but I think it is.

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Sep. 2nd, 2005 07:15 pm (UTC)
Weekend gasoline problems
1. Drinking some and feeling really kinda sick.

2. Spilling a lot of it on the carpet. Oh man! What a mess!

3. Having some of it catch fire and spray all over you. FUCK! OW! OW!

4. Basing an entire country's economic survival, political stability, and overall happiness on a constant supply of the stuff at low low prices. Oh come on now, who would do that?

5. Being downwind of a place that refines it and having your kids all pop out with 3 eyes and telekinetic powers.
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