Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts.
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There was this guy in my dorm who would probably scored only a little higher than me on this test but was metaller than most people who looked the part more. My only metal albums are by Alice In Chains, M�torhead, Sabbath, Sepultura, and Metallica (does War of the Superbikes by the Meatmen count as metal ?), although "Balls to the Wall" by the Scorpions is a catchphrase in our merry household.
Ever see that video of Black Sabbath doing "Paranoid" ? They looked just like Butthole Surfers circa 1986.