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Dear Canadians/Chères Canadiens:

Now that your currency is so strong, please do us a favor and visit us, and spend some of your loonies here. With your gracious generosity, your patronage (and that of the Europeans, whose euro is also strong) will enable us to not spend so much effort in trying to get onto reality TV shows or trick each other into taking on credit cards or mortgages we can't possibly pay off.

Your friend/Votre ami,

Sam the American Eagle

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substitute
Jul. 9th, 2007 08:36 pm (UTC)
also
Dear Chinese People:

Please don't call in those loans. We promise to buy more bicycles and toys, somehow.

josephbuck
Jul. 9th, 2007 10:48 pm (UTC)
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