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You know, I don't think Lindsay Lohan would know “burgerlicious” if it walked up to her in the street, bumped into her, and then, after apologizing, introduced itself.

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netochka
Aug. 30th, 2005 02:17 am (UTC)
i saw the wm. shatner one. i think it said "makes burgers go to warp speed" or something similar. woo.
rpkrajewski
Aug. 30th, 2005 02:27 am (UTC)
Smart Shopper !
Well, compared to this one here, Shatner's is a paragon of integrity !

If only David Foster Wallace tried his hand at this. Of course, the slogan would probably only fit on the 128 oz. size.
netochka
Aug. 30th, 2005 05:11 am (UTC)
"A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never EAT Again."
ah, wishes sometimes come true. who else has the slogans? i went to heinz.com but was sidetracked by all the recipes for the red stuff.
rpkrajewski
Aug. 30th, 2005 11:42 am (UTC)
I didn't notice any Swarovski bling, though !
http://home.businesswire.com/portal/site/heinz/index.jsp?epi-content=GENERIC&newsId=20041022005257&ndmHsc=v2*A1072962000000*B1125427045000*C1104584399000*DgroupByDate*J2*M691*N1001466&newsLang=en&beanID=764784856&viewID=news_view

-- William Shatner, known for his role as Captain Kirk on Star Trek and now an Emmy Award-winner who just debuted a new ABC-TV series called "Boston Legal," announced that Heinz Ketchup "Fixes Burgers at Warp Speed."

-- Lindsay Lohan, a young and popular actress admired by teens, who will be releasing her debut album in December, summed up her opinion in just one word: "Burger-licious."

-- Olympic soccer gold-medal winner Mia Hamm--just back from Athens and the 2004 Summer Olympics--proclaimed that Heinz is "Worthy of Gold."

-- NFL Hall of Fame quarterback and TV commentator Terry Bradshaw revealed that Heinz Ketchup was "Served at the Immaculate Reception"--a nod to Bradshaw's 1972 pass to Pittsburgh Steelers teammate Franco Harris--in what has been dubbed one of the "greatest plays in NFL history."
netochka
Aug. 30th, 2005 06:03 pm (UTC)
Re: I didn't notice any Swarovski bling, though !
Bradshaw = HA!!!!

good stuff. but who the heck is lohan? ;)
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rpkrajewski
Aug. 30th, 2005 11:43 am (UTC)
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