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10+ years and experience as the top technical person in a C#/.NET product development environment.

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marm0t
Apr. 16th, 2004 07:43 am (UTC)
lol

i love how utterly unrealistic job descriptions have become. entry-level web "designers" are supposed to be proficient in every language under the sun, to have application development experience, and to be able to tap-dance blindfolded.
rpkrajewski
Apr. 16th, 2004 11:09 am (UTC)
Well, those who post such job descriptions get what they deserve, which is people as unreasonable as themselves. Either that or time machines are more common that I thought !
all_askew
Apr. 16th, 2004 09:03 am (UTC)
HELP WANTED

Computer Programmer/First Chair Violinist
24.5 years experience programming Java required. Please have NICCOLÒ PAGANINI's "Nel cor piu non mi sento" & HENRYK WIENIAWSKI's Polonaise Brillante No.1 in D major op.4 memorized for your interview. Must speak & write fluid Cantonese and understand old REM lyrics. Must be verifiably clairvoyant. Familiarity with the contents of my brother-in-law's sock drawer extremely helpful. Please, no phone calls. Apply by discovering our hidden web server, hacking our 128-bit encryped root account and leaving your resume in a hidden directoy (i.e. /var/.yournamehere/yourresumehere). Resumes not written in Aramaic will be rejected.

Human Resources
RinkyDink Fuckwads, Inc.

rpkrajewski
Apr. 16th, 2004 11:12 am (UTC)
Re: HELP WANTED
Dear Fuckwads:

Would you like that resume in the Amidya, Dihok, Nerwa, or Zakho dialect of Aramaic ?
nutmeggie
Apr. 16th, 2004 04:12 pm (UTC)
Re: HELP WANTED
ZZZZZZZZZ-ing!
josephbuck
Apr. 16th, 2004 07:00 pm (UTC)
Re: HELP WANTED
hey! i applied to that! i sure hope i can beat out the thousands of others who applied!
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